15 Cheesy Teacher Jokes That Make Us LOL

  1. Why did the math teacher open a bakery?

 Because he wanted to make some dough!

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

   Because they make up everything!

  1. What did the English teacher say to the boat?

   “I before E, except after C!”

  1. Why did the history teacher go to the beach?

   Because he wanted to catch some waves!

  1. How does a science teacher organize their periodic table?

   They use the element of surprise!

  1. What do you call a teacher who never frowns?

 A ruler!

  1. Why did the music teacher go to jail?

   Because they couldn’t keep their “bass” behavior in control!

  1. Why did the geography teacher bring a ladder to class?

 Because they heard the class was on a higher level!

  1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

 Because their students were so bright!

  1. What do you call a teacher who can sing but can’t play any instruments?

    The voice of reason!

  1. Why did the teacher always carry a ladder?

    To work on their high notes!

  1. How do you catch a squirrel that keeps disrupting the class?

  Climb a tree and act like a nut!

  1. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

    There was no chemistry between them!

  1. What did the scarecrow say to the teacher?

    “I’m outstanding in my field!”

  1. Why did the teacher bring a parachute to class?

    Because they wanted to give their students a high-flying lesson!