- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn’t put it down!
- How do you organize a science party?
You planet!
- Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
It was groundbreaking!
- Why do biologists believe in ghosts?
Because they have cell phones!
- What’s the worst thing a science teacher can give you?
The wrong chemical formula!
- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why are chemists great at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions!
- Why don’t clouds date?
Because they are always up in the air!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
- Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
- What’s the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk! It’s pasteurized before you even see it!
- What did one DNA strand say to the other?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why don’t plants like math?
Because it gives them square roots!
- Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems!
Remember to have fun and enjoy these cheesy science jokes in the classroom!