- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems to solve!
- What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
- How do you organize a space party? You just planet!
- How does a train eat? It chews-chews!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too tiring!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
- What did one volcano say to the other? “I lava you!”
- Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was already stuffed!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day!