1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
9. How does a farmer count his cows? With a calculator!
10. What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed!
11. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
19. What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something!
20. How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!
21. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
22. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
23. Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!
24. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
25. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

These cute kindergarten jokes are sure to bring a smile to the children’s faces and start their day with laughter. Enjoy sharing these jokes with your little ones and brightening up their day!