Are your kids obsessed with Ninja and love cracking up at silly jokes and puns? Look no further, here are some Ninja jokes that will leave them laughing for hours.
Q: Why did the ninja cross the road?
A: To get to the other side without being seen!
Q: What did the ninja do when he couldn’t find his weapons?
A: He used his karate-chopsticks!
Q: Why do all ninjas wear black?
A: Because it is their job to stay in the shadows!
Q: Why was the ninja so good at math?
A: He was a master of the ruler!
Q: What do you call a ninja that’s pregnant?
A: A Kung-Fu Bun!
Q: Why do ninjas love baseball?
A: Because they get to show off their ninja stars!
Q: Why did the ninja cross his legs?
A: Because he had to go to the dojo!
Q: Why was the ninja so skilled at reading maps?
A: Because he was always good at finding his way!
Q: What do you call a ninja who is a musician?
A: A rockin’ ninja!
Q: Why don’t ninjas like to eat sushi?
A: Because it’s too easy to catch!
These ninja jokes are perfect for kids who are always on the lookout for something fun and silly to read or share with their friends. Whether they are aspiring ninjas or just love a good laugh, these puns are sure to get them giggling