Are you looking for knock knock jokes to share with your kids? If so, we have compiled a list of 25 funny knock knock jokes for kids.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

 

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

 

Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!