With the holiday season in full swing, December is a month full of joy, laughter, and cheer. One way to add some extra laughs to the festivities is by sharing some December-themed jokes with your family and friends. Here are some of our favorite kids December jokes that are sure to put a smile on everyone’s face.
- Why did the elf go to school?
To learn the elf-abets!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
- Why did Santa go to therapy?
He had a Claus-trophobic episode.
- How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he needs to visit?
He uses his Yule-tide.
- What do you call Santa’s helpers when they’re feeling grumpy?
Cranky-elves.
- Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
- How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid camera.
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“You light up my life!”
These December jokes are perfect for kids of all ages and will help add a little holiday cheer to your celebrations. So, gather your friends and family, share some giggles, and enjoy the laughter that comes with the holiday season. Happy holidays, everyone!