Winter jokes for kids

Winter is in full swing, and there’s nothing better to brighten up a cold winter day than a good dose of laughter. Here are some super-funny winter jokes that are sure to put a smile on any kid’s face.

1. Why did the snowman refuse to eat his dinner?

Because he was already stuffed!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

3. Why did the polar bear wear a coat?

Because it was below zero!

4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

5. Why did the snowman go to the gym?

To work on his core!

6. How do you know if it’s too cold outside to go ice-skating?

When you hear the ice cream truck playing “Jingle Bells!”

7. Why did the snowman go to the beach?

To get a little “hula-frost!”

8. What did the snowman say to the carrot?

“Hey, you’re looking pretty good today!”

9. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?

Because that’s what you get when you cross a snowman and a dog!

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

In conclusion, winter may be the coldest time of the year, but it doesn’t have to be dull! These jokes are sure to make the little ones giggle and lift their spirits during the chilly winter months.