- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What is a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!