1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. What is a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. How does a tree get on the internet? It logs in!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!