- What do you call a number that can’t be kept still? A Roman numeral.
- Why don’t mathematicians like to go to parties? Because they can’t function without alcohol.
- Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To test the water’s significance.
- What’s the best way to serve pi? A la mode. Everyone loves a slice of ice cream.
- Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.
- Why don’t plants have bank accounts? Because they always improve their roots.
- How do you stay warm during a math test? Solve problems in your head.
- How does a mathematician plow fields? With a protractor.
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it’s over 90 degrees.
- What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.
- Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she knew how to divide her loaves.

I hope these jokes brighten up your day and make your students laugh!