14 Math Jokes That’ll Make “Sum” of Your Students LOL

  1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. What do you call a number that can’t be kept still? A Roman numeral.
  3. Why don’t mathematicians like to go to parties? Because they can’t function without alcohol.
  4. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater or less than anyone else.
  5. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To test the water’s significance.
  6. What’s the best way to serve pi? A la mode. Everyone loves a slice of ice cream.
  7. Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.
  8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  9. Why don’t plants have bank accounts? Because they always improve their roots.
  10. How do you stay warm during a math test? Solve problems in your head.
  11. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a protractor.
  12. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it’s over 90 degrees.
  13. What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.
  14. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because she knew how to divide her loaves.

I hope these jokes brighten up your day and make your students laugh!