15 Funny Third Grade Jokes to Start The Day”

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got too many problems!
  3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  9. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
  10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  11. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
  12. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
  13. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut!
  14. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King mackerel!
  15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

These jokes are sure to create some laughter and brighten up any third-grader’s day! Enjoy sharing them with your friends and classmates.