- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got too many problems!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut!
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King mackerel!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
These jokes are sure to create some laughter and brighten up any third-grader’s day! Enjoy sharing them with your friends and classmates.