- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says mooooo!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tells you a joke!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came by?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get me a glass of water!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go inside, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says mooo!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a glass of water!
I hope you enjoy these funny knock-knock jokes with your kids!