1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
3. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie.
4. Why did the pencil bring an eraser to school? Because it was feeling very cross.
5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a collective noun?” Student: “A teacher.”
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
9. What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music? Recessional.
10. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he/she heard the classes were so high.
11. What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
15. Teacher: “If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many are left?” Student: “None, because the gunshot scared them all away.”
16. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
17. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests.
18. What did one pencil say to the other pencil? “You’re looking sharp!”
19. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he/she heard the classes were so high.
20. Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had too many characters.

I hope you enjoy sharing these jokes with kids for some sweet and funny moments!