Cheesy, LOL Music Jokes Your Students Will Love:

  1. Why did the fisherman bring a piano to his fishing trip?

   Because he wanted to catch a bass!

  1. How do you fix a broken tuba?

   With a tuba glue!

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

   Because they make up everything!

  1. Why did the scarecrow become a famous singer?

   Because he was outstanding in his field!

  1. How do you make a tissue dance?

   You put a little boogie in it!

  1. What type of music do chiropractors listen to?

   Pop music!

  1. Why was the math book sad?

   Because it had too many problems!

  1. How does a musician make their coffee?

  They just blend it!

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

   A gummy bear!

  1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

    It was two-tired!

Feel free to share these jokes with your students and have a good laugh together!