50 Hilarious Lunch Box Jokes for Kids


Laughter is the best medicine, and lunchtime is the perfect opportunity to spread some joy to your kids. Make their midday meal extra special by including a hilarious lunch box joke that will have them giggling all afternoon. Here are 50 lunch box jokes that are just too funny not to share!

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.

3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

4. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

7. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?

Because potatoes have eyes, and corn has ears.

8. What musical instrument can you find in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

9. How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

13. How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

14. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

15. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you!

16. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

17. Which flower talks the most?

The tulip because it has two lips.

18. Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

19. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?


21. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired.

22. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

23. Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

24. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

25. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

26. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

27. Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

28. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

29. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

30. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

The space bar!

31. Why did the tomato turn red?

32. How do snails fight?

33. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

34. How can you talk to a giant?

35.Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

Keep your kids laughing with these 50 hilarious lunch box jokes! Whether they’re sharing them with friends at the lunch table or reading them alone, these light-hearted one-liners are sure to brighten their day and keep them smiling all afternoon long!