14 Puns and Jokes Only a True Grammar Nerd Will Get

Puns and jokes can be a lot of fun, especially for grammar nerds. Here are 14 puns and jokes that only true grammar nerds will appreciate:

  1. Why don’t conjunctions like to start sentences? Because they prefer to join the party later!
  2. What do you call Santa’s little helpers who correct his grammar? Subordinate Clauses!
  3. Why did the comma break up with the period? Because they had too many pauses in their relationship!
  4. Why don’t you ever trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  5. What do you call a sentence that is funny and informative? A hilarious quotation!
  6. What do you say when your friend is being grammatically incorrect? “You’re ‘punny’, I mean ‘funny’! Oops, I did it again!”
  7. Why did the hyphens break up? They just weren’t connecting anymore!
  8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  9. Why do writers always feel cold? They constantly have their drafts!
  10. What did the noun say to the verb? “I don’t mean to objectify you, but without me, you are just a ‘v’!”
  11. What do you call a ghostwriter who can only communicate with punctuation marks? An ex-boo-sitionist!
  12. Why did the palindrome go to therapy? To deal with its identity crisis!
  13. Why are semicolons good at tennis? Because they always know how to properly serve!

14. What did the verb say to the object? “You complete me!”